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Balancing Body and Mind
Pictures of Me
FAQ
HOW IM LOSING WEIGHT
Questions?
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LOW CALORIE HIGH PROTEIN NUTELLA CREPES!
recipe found on: instagram.com/oliveramaria
what i learned from school
- im a fucking piece of shit
- everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
- mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me
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if I had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly I’d be broke cause I’m perfect lol later losers
when you’re ready come and get it na na na na
that debate with yourself you have when you want to make your own funny memes but you dont know if you want to be ready for the infestation of bitchy little butthurt delicate butterflies in your ask
hmm decisions decisions
names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life
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i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me
im not feeling u til u shave ur legs
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When the paranoia sets in
you mean my life
Dear god this is me.
ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa. yes.
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cooked up an entire bag of mushrooms to have as part of my dinner tonight haaaa. instagram @ OliveraMaria
| me during an exam: | lol imma ace dis bitch |
|---|---|
| me during an exam: | the fuck did you just say |
| me during an exam: | alright focus |
| me during an exam: | pffffttt i got this |
| me during an exam: | I'M A GENIUS |
| me during an exam: | whats 5 x 8 |
| me during an exam: | lol fuck this |
| me during an exam: | be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test |
| me during an exam: | oh exam right |
| me during an exam: | yeah hear me flip that page |
| me during an exam: | i am better than all of you |
| me during an exam: | peasants |
| me during an exam: | what if everyone can read minds except me |
| me during an exam: | i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds' |
| me during an exam: | cough if you can hear me |
| me during an exam: | COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME |
| me during an exam: | was i doing something |
| me during an exam: | right test okay |
| me during an exam: | lol i bet i can finish before this bitch |
| me during an exam: | did we learn this |
| me during an exam: | stop breathing so loud |
| me during an exam: | is that really necessary |
| me during an exam: | wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen |
| me during an exam: | i will kill all of you |



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