Balancing Body and Mind

Hi! Im Olivera x <3 x I enjoy lifting heavy things. This blog was started to track my progress to my first competition in November 2013. x

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LOW CALORIE HIGH PROTEIN NUTELLA CREPES!
recipe found on: instagram.com/oliveramaria

LOW CALORIE HIGH PROTEIN NUTELLA CREPES!

recipe found on: instagram.com/oliveramaria

fitness-barbie:

What is air? OMG

fitness-barbie:

What is air? OMG

(via f0rever--in--paradise)

apatheticghost:

what i learned from school

  1. im a fucking piece of shit
  2. everybody else is also a fucking piece of shit
  3. mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

(via tinychatter)

nickysixpack:

one time i was at my friend’s house while her sister was getting arrested and 3 cops walk into the house one checks all the rooms and when he looks in the first bathroom there i am sitting on the toilet seat in south park boxers shaving my legs and we just lock eyes and i just kinda freeze and after like 4 seconds of absolute silence i’m like “…what seems to be the problem officer” and he shut the door on me

(Source: mrdcai, via delightful-stateofmind)

charliesanals:

if I had a dollar for everytime someone called me ugly I’d be broke cause I’m perfect lol later losers

(via justgivemeoneyear-deactivated20)

when you&#8217;re ready come and get it na na na na

when you’re ready come and get it na na na na

that debate with yourself you have when you want to make your own funny memes but you dont know if you want to be ready for the infestation of bitchy little butthurt delicate butterflies in your ask

f0rever—in—paradise:

hmm decisions decisions 

meladoodle:

names are fuckin weird, like your parents just choose a sound that identifies who you are as a human being for the rest of your life

(via beccaliving)

padalikey:

biologytextbook:

i hate shaving my legs but I love having shaved legs u feel me

im not feeling u til u shave ur legs

(via delightful-stateofmind)

(Source: imgfaveblog, via glittertann)

captain-raine:

gingeygotsoul:

kniteoftheoldcode:

fuckyeahcomicsbaby:

When the paranoia sets in

you mean my life

Dear god this is me.

ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa. yes.

(via delightful-stateofmind)

cooked up an entire bag of mushrooms to have as part of my dinner tonight haaaa. instagram @ OliveraMaria

cooked up an entire bag of mushrooms to have as part of my dinner tonight haaaa. instagram @ OliveraMaria

me during an exam: lol imma ace dis bitch
me during an exam: the fuck did you just say
me during an exam: alright focus
me during an exam: pffffttt i got this
me during an exam: I'M A GENIUS
me during an exam: whats 5 x 8
me during an exam: lol fuck this
me during an exam: be our guest be our guest be our guest put our service to the test
me during an exam: oh exam right
me during an exam: yeah hear me flip that page
me during an exam: i am better than all of you
me during an exam: peasants
me during an exam: what if everyone can read minds except me
me during an exam: i bet theyre all thinking to each other 'dont tell her you can read minds'
me during an exam: cough if you can hear me
me during an exam: COUGH IF YOU CAN HEAR ME
me during an exam: was i doing something
me during an exam: right test okay
me during an exam: lol i bet i can finish before this bitch
me during an exam: did we learn this
me during an exam: stop breathing so loud
me during an exam: is that really necessary
me during an exam: wow that post on tumblr last night is suddenly the funniest thing i have ever seen
me during an exam: i will kill all of you